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"bullsh*t, ideas, wisdom and the ramblings of moi."

Clean.

If only we could all be this honest.  So, here are 6 things you hopefully didn't know about me:

  1. I love brussel sprouts and have since I was a child. 

  2. I'm completely tone deaf, but consider myself an exquisite lyricist. Highlights include such tracks as ‘Busking For Your Love’ and ‘You Look Sexy When You Clean’.

  3. I don't like the smell of food on my hands and need to wash them thoroughly within moments of finishing eating. Cooking is basically a nightmare. It’s a condition.

  4. I don't own a television and haven't for years.

  5. As a child I was in several TV commercials.  I even tried out for a role in Jackie Chan’s ‘Shanghai Noon’, but didn't make the cut.

  6. I actually quite like peeing sitting down too.