I'm writing to talk to you about your grey Emporio Armani sweatsuit ensemble that you were sporting this afternoon.
Particularly, I'd like to focus on those constricting sweatpants. Should I refer to them as sweat-trousers ... especially since that's how you were wearing them. English can be so confusing, eh?
Anyway, these trousers, which provided me a detailed understanding of the heat you were packing are meant only for a very few select moments in both your and my day. So, I've taken the time to create a list of acceptable situations; so we can avoid tragedies like one that occurred - luckily sausages and mash weren't on my lunch order.
Here's the breakdown:
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So there you have it.
The options may seem limiting at first, but moving forward I think you'll find it will help you structure a decision towards questions like "should I wear my grey sweatsuit today?”. I'm sure most people, particularly myself, will appreciate your new sense of fashion.
A couple of side notes before I sign off though.
One. Everyone knows that Emporio Armani doesn't make sweatpants and if they did the branding might be a little classier. Two. Don't be ashamed of 'stuffing'. It might look like a dogs breakfast, but it'll be better then the heat that was on show today.