“Humour is an attitude of laughter about oneself.”
“What are you doing to get what you want?”
“There is really only one rule: don’t be boring.”
“Applesauce.”
“That’s this movie ... that’s not this movie. Find your own process. So much of the world happens around us and we only process a small portion of it ... we’re only one brain.”
“Recognise excellence. Celebrate weirdness and innovation. Oddballs should be cherished, if they can do something other people can’t do.”
“I got a paper cut from Gluten Free Bread this morning.”
“Don’t give up. You’ve still got a couple of Motherfuckers to prove wrong.”
“The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.”
“True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.”
“Nothing is as exciting as an idea.”
“Grab a tissue, we all have issues.”
“Moist is the classy wet.”
“Think Long. Write Short.”
“It’s not called business, it’s called show business.”