“One-shot. Decafe. 1/2 Sugar. Oat Milk.”
“ I think they just call that a disgrace.”
“Pointing the camera at the product just isn’t cutting it anymore, and that’s a good thing for everyone.”
“Old enough to know, but young enough to be a complete dickhead.”
“You don’t look for a car space in Kiev. You make one.”
“Even if you work really, really hard, and even if people really, really like your material, it can get you nowhere.”
“When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.”
“My career is like a blind pimple ... It’s been growing secretly underneath the skin. The question is Who’s going to try and pop me?”
“The day you’re not nervous is the day you don’t care.”
“The hair makes him win it.”
“Three words summarise the English Seaside. Cigarettes, Strollers and Carling.”
“Look, lady, I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.”
“You Don’t Grow on a secure path.”
“Make like a thirty-year-old girl and settle.”
“Your breathing is starting to bother me. Can you please reframe from doing it.”
“You have to learn to love the effort divorced from the result.”