“If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.”
“One-shot. Decafe. 1/2 Sugar. Oat Milk.”
“ I think they just call that a disgrace.”
“We’re all guilty of over telling stuff.”
“Old enough to know, but young enough to be a complete dickhead.”
“I reckon I’ll stop when the music stops tonight.”
“Acting funny is the worst thing you can do.”
“I dreamed I had a nose job last night. I woke up and was like ... no.”
“Comedy works by creating a situation, then letting people act and react to the situation and each other. ”
“Writing is a personal responsibility - either you do it, or you don’t.”
“I like how people dress in Hackney … it’s like a bad 80’s fitness video. ”
“No dad left behind.”
“Somethings not right with her, she’s a scientist I think.”
“Means your still alive if it hurts.”
“When I cut — I feel, I feel, I feel, and I say, “Here.” For no reason. Just feeling. Just — I feel that’s how long the shot should be. For no rational reason at all — I cannot explain why, but I know that it’s right. Why it’s right, I don’t know.”