“It’s my birthday ... the least you could do is give me the present of lies.”
“It MIGHT BE real, but it’s not interesting.”
“Conceive it, shoot it and finish it.”
“You need to ask questions of the viewer, not provide answers.”
“Once I drink, I drink to get drunker.”
“90% of the work is done in the casting.”
“If they know my process, then they can help my process.”
“Do I claim fancy dress ... or, or go full English? Button down hope they don’t mention.”
“Comedy general requires a shared set of knowledge with its audience ... it tries to require the least amount of distance between your brain and your gut.”
“Why is it that every time I sit down somewhere it gets busy?”
“If you don’t know what you want, how do you know you’re done?”
“No topic is off limits … know your intention.”
“Make the audience wonder what’s going on by putting them in the same position as the protagonist.”
“Nothing stupider than an intellectual.”
“SHORTS!”