JONAS McQUIGGIN

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Bullsh*t, images and the ramblings of a madman.

Posts tagged Lines
Random Lines.

TAM
Is Karen going to be there?

MOTHER
She’s your sister, and it’s Christmas, of course, she’s going to be there.


Developed by Christian Lyndon and Jonas McQuiggin.

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“She looks like an orange, but inside she’s a grapefruit.”
— Grace Cross
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“I literally eat a chicken a day.  When I go to hell, I’m going to have the souls of thousands of dead chickens peeking me for eternity.”
— Christian Lyndon
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Birthday.
“It’s my birthday ... the least you could do is give me the present of lies.”
— Moi
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“Do I claim fancy dress ... or, or go full English? Button down hope they don’t mention.”
— Mark Corrigan [via Peep Show]
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“Make like a thirty-year-old girl and settle.”
— Titus [Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]
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