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Bullsh*t, images and the ramblings of a madman.

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Life is ridiculous, so why not be a good guy?
— Harold Ramis
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Comedy is about truth and revealing yourself.
— Gary Shandling
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Lot’s of lipstick but no soul.
— Huggy Stephens
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That’s the worst part about comedy ... it is incredibly hard. But in order for it to be done right, it has to look easy. Comedy is at its best when it’s completely not showing.
— Paul Feig
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When Johnny laughs, they laugh.
— Albert Brooks [via Sick in the Head]
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Even if you work really, really hard, and even if people really, really like your material, it can get you nowhere.
— Paul Feig
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If your profile says ‘not a douche’ you’re a douche.
— Moi
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I don’t know Jerry, there’s a void.  Something’s missing.
— George [Season 4 Ep 17 The Old Man]
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I love having staring competitions with babies, mostly because I always win.  Suckers.
— Moi
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It’s just not worth doing without the right people.
— Victoria Pile
Signed, Sealed & Delivered.

Remember that champagne I was putting in my cereal at the end of May last year?  Well, it ran out.  But today I'm buying myself a magnum and drinking it out of the bottle ... I have an announcement to make.  

Drumroll, please ...

Thanks Dad ... bang up job as usual.


I JUST GOT SIGNED BY INDY8 CONTENT!


That's some tasty looking pudding.  Keen to have a go for yourself?  Take a browse here.  Or maybe you want to read about it on Shots or LLB?

Anyway, it seems I'm pretty close to breaking the internet and for some reason, which I don't mind, I'm being referred to as 'McQuiggin'.  Oddly, the way they've been using my surname reminds me of an old 90's tagline for Mr. Big Chocolate Bars.

I'll bet you a fiver that Ridley Scott directed it.


"When you're this big they call you McQuiggin."


Without question Indy8, and their Mother company Independent, have a tidy roster of directors and I'm proud to being joining the ranks [expect a long winded post on our first job together ... it's going to be a fun one.].

2017, so far, you've been making sweet, sweet love to this young man.  My best guess is it has something to do with it being the year of the Rooster.  As always, big ups to all of you who held on.  My advice to you is to hold on even tighter; cause this ride is about to get wild ... like bucking bronco wild.

I'll be wearing the ass-less chaps.

Trust me.

Jonas