“One-shot. Decafe. 1/2 Sugar. Oat Milk.”
“ I think they just call that a disgrace.”
“I reckon I’ll stop when the music stops tonight.”
“I dreamed I had a nose job last night. I woke up and was like ... no.”
“Shut up Mom or the possum is going scratch yeah.”
“I like how people dress in Hackney … it’s like a bad 80’s fitness video. ”
“Somethings not right with her, she’s a scientist I think.”
“UFC has nothing on Netball. ”
“Scotish and she fucking loved a takeaway.”
“Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets ... it’s like true love and the Munich Olympics doesn’t exist in the real world. The only thing to do now is to keep living forward.”
“I’d say your beautiful, but I’ve used that line before.”
“She looks like an orange, but inside she’s a grapefruit.”
“Lot’s of lipstick but no soul.”
“I literally eat a chicken a day. When I go to hell, I’m going to have the souls of thousands of dead chickens peeking me for eternity.”
“Fit in ... or f*ck off.”
“Generation Who The Fuck Knows.”