“I dreamed I had a nose job last night. I woke up and was like ... no.”
“She looks like an orange, but inside she’s a grapefruit.”
“Styrofoam. If it’s good enough to hold my beer, it’s good enough to hold my kids. ”
Bullsh*t, images and the ramblings of a madman.
“I dreamed I had a nose job last night. I woke up and was like ... no.”
“She looks like an orange, but inside she’s a grapefruit.”
“Styrofoam. If it’s good enough to hold my beer, it’s good enough to hold my kids. ”