“Old enough to know, but young enough to be a complete dickhead.”
— BORACAY
— PALAWAN.
— LONDON & BRIGHTON
— BUDAPEST
“She looks like an orange, but inside she’s a grapefruit.”
“Filipinos don’t know what a vegan is.”
“It’s mercury retrograde ... nothings going to happen till after the 25th.”
“Babe. Priority, ring first.”
“Trolls ... they’re a big deal in Norway.”
“Kittens. That’s how tigers are born.”
“When you’re not thinking you’re dumb.”