Sometimes your drunk at the pub - other times you have two beers and pen a bit of animation with a mate.  Entire project was conceived, drawn, animated, voiced and mixed in under 24hrs.

One of many more to come.

Music courtesy of Citizen Kane.  Thanks Orsen.

“The hair makes him win it.”

— Moi [as found in my notes]

Well it's official ... everything on the internet is fake [yes I'm only just working this out now].

I just started watching Season One of 'Nathan For You' - a seriously amazing series recommendation from Riley Madincea [that ridiculous human next to Dolly in Zipcar].  It might sound overly simplified, but the show can be easily summarised as a hilarious blend of gut-wrenchingly awkward performance comedy from Nathan Fielder and slathering of reality ... I'm not sure LA is reality anywhere other than in LA, but regardless it works. 

What the show does more than anything is provide an insight into how dumb and/or gullible people really are.  You could argue that most of the concepts hinge on the fact that it's people's livelihoods at stake so they do anything to make them more successful or at least marginally better.  I sniff a waft of greed and TV cameras ... me like it.

Episode 2 is where the show went next level for me ... to be perfectly honest it was actually the poo flavoured yoghurt ice cream of episode 1, but that's a different article all together.  Back to episode 2, in which Nathan devises a plan for a small petting zoo to drum up more business ... he's giving, as he puts it, her very own 'Shamu'.  The owner obliges.

Enter a baby goat, a pig named 'Vince' and a SW500 Magnum wielding Santa and about 9,488,354 suckers.

Until the next goat in the water.

Jonas

Sam is hungry and feels like ham but can he abide by the rules of the deli? Sam Simmons is a Wallstud..he divides the room. He is not good at people, he has a weird looking head, his paranoid fantasies clutter the gutters of his mind and he doesn't look good in jeans.

Sam Simmons is one of the most daring and unconventional comics in Australia if not the world. Completely original and vastly absurd, he has one foot firmly planted into the soils of reality, and the other rooted deep into the psyche of being silly. TEDxSydney 2012 took place on Saturday 26 May 2012 at Carriageworks.

Saw this guy live a couple weeks ago at Soho Theatre ... loved every minute of it.  He's inspiring the shit out of me.  Thanks Sam.

P.S. Do you mind if I contact your agent about being in my short film?

My latest love child with GTB and Ford France ... excellent choix!

PS Subtitles and English VO coming soon.

“We do burgers [referring to a pizza restaurant].”

— Tono Slon

“It’s my birthday ... the least you could do is give me the present of lies.”

— Moi

“Three words summarise the English Seaside. Cigarettes, Strollers and Carling.”

— Moi

“Look, lady, I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.”

— Mr. Show with Bob & David

“You Don’t Grow on a secure path.”

— Francis Mallmann [via Chef's Table]

Directed by Lionel Goldstein

“It MIGHT BE real, but it’s not interesting.”

— Jack Nicholson [speaking AS Kubrick]

“Conceive it, shoot it and finish it.”

— Ed Bazalgette

“You need to ask questions of the viewer, not provide answers.”

— Nadav Kander [via It's Nice That]

“Once I drink, I drink to get drunker.”

— Jono Harris